Casting the Fantastic Crap Movie that doesn’t exist

If I could make this into a feature film, and cast any actors I wish..

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CHARLES BRONSON
as…………………
Qwan

QWAN

Charles Bronson has retired from acting, as well as being alive, so in order to cast him I’d need the time machine from Bill and Ted. It would be worth it, however, because Charles Bronson is so, so cool. Also, fun fact; Qwan’s physical appearance is inspired by Bronson’s leathery, cowboy squint.