Fantastic Crap Comics

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  • Casting the Fantastic Crap movie (Still not a real movie)

    For anyone who is keeping up with the most recent page updates, you’ve probably by now seen Captain Sexy, the antagonist for issue 2. Just to further help enrich the experience for you as you read through this issue, I thought I’d share with you the ideal actor to portray the Captain, if I were to ever make Fantastic Crap Comics into a feature film. If you’re familiar with his body of work, I think you’ll agree that he is THE man for the part.

    BRIAN BLESSED AS………..

    Actor And Adventurer Brian Blessed-1736236

     

    CAPTAIN SEXY!

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    So far, Blessed is the only actor I’ve expressed interest in that is still alive, which is great, since he’s also totally perfect for the role, to the point that I could not contain my enthusiasm were this to every actually happen. It would seriously make my day.

  • Casting the Fantastic Crap Movie (That does not exist)

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    Clark Gable AS………………..

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    SUCCOTASH CHARLIE!

    Yep! That’s who I want.

  • Casting the Fantastic Crap Movie that doesn’t exist

    If I could make this into a feature film, and cast any actors I wish..

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    CHARLES BRONSON
    as…………………
    Qwan

    QWAN

    Charles Bronson has retired from acting, as well as being alive, so in order to cast him I’d need the time machine from Bill and Ted. It would be worth it, however, because Charles Bronson is so, so cool. Also, fun fact; Qwan’s physical appearance is inspired by Bronson’s leathery, cowboy squint.

  • Page 1 of Issue #2 Now Online!

    Fantastic Crap Comics issue 2 is now posting! A new page will be published every Tuesday in honor of Tyr, the one handed god of war, because that’s metal.